4.26.2008
Atheist soldier claims harassment
Cool troop. I personally believe that when I die the FSM enters through the cosmic belly button hundreds of miles beneath Iowa and will consume the worm food that is my body. I invite you to prove me wrong.
It eventually came out in Iraq in 2007, when he was in a firefight. Hall was a gunner on a Humvee, which took several bullets in its protective shield. Afterward, his commander asked whether he believed in God, Hall said.
"I said, 'No, but I believe in Plexiglas,"' Hall said. "I've never believed I was going to a happy place. You get one life. When I die, I'm worm food."
Cool troop. I personally believe that when I die the FSM enters through the cosmic belly button hundreds of miles beneath Iowa and will consume the worm food that is my body. I invite you to prove me wrong.
3.16.2008
Chris Hitchens explains Why Women Aren't Funny.
Sexist? Bah.
Observation and reason are all we have. Use it. Adjust.
Sexist? Bah.
Observation and reason are all we have. Use it. Adjust.
2.15.2008
The F word.
/agree
/agree
11.18.2007
long live UCB.
11.09.2007
In the final episode, Captain Picard sits down at the poker game with his officers and remarks "I don't know why I haven't played with you before." Well, I know why! One of them is a woman who can read minds, one of them wears a pair of X-ray goggles, one of them is a super-computer, and one of them is a warrior with a short temper. Anybody who'd play poker with that bunch would lose their shirt in no time!
Jun 18, 2007 6:12 PM
Guest
(excerpt from Jump the Shark)
Jun 18, 2007 6:12 PM
Guest
(excerpt from Jump the Shark)
10.21.2007
Tonight I met Darren Jesse and saw him perform.
A woman asked me if I was a bird or a bee.
A woman asked me if I was a bird or a bee.
8.23.2007
I don't know if you've seen this. Apparently some middle management / executives in the banking industry have an undeniable passion about their work.
Its a frightening blend of corporate love, cultural elitism (read: They want what we got), with 2 scoops of hubris.
Its such a ridiculous spectacle that requires literally no modification to mock or parody.
Electric mockery version
Its your choice
your right
to pick the card that shows your heart and your pride
wow.
Its a frightening blend of corporate love, cultural elitism (read: They want what we got), with 2 scoops of hubris.
Its such a ridiculous spectacle that requires literally no modification to mock or parody.
Electric mockery version
Its your choice
your right
to pick the card that shows your heart and your pride
wow.
Labels: One Bank.
