2.24.2006
there's nothing we can do
as we step closer to being collectively what is described as god
we stretch further from our humanity
and crumble from within
we are all the enemy
as we step closer to being collectively what is described as god
we stretch further from our humanity
and crumble from within
we are all the enemy
2.23.2006
As the middle east erupts... and our captialist whore government continues this charade of Eurasia vs Eastasia... and we see the same thing. The same god damn thing. War. Who profits?
Consider this:
Read. Listen.
Mumia Abu-Jamal
March 19th 2005. "The War Against Us All"
Now think about it again. Are you really better off? Does it make sense to spend billions of dollars and kill ourselves and others at the same time? Really?
"You know all that money we spend on the military ever year - trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and clothe the poor of this world, which it would do many times over, then we can explore space, inner and outer, together, as one race." - Bill Hicks
Consider this:
Read. Listen.
Mumia Abu-Jamal
March 19th 2005. "The War Against Us All"
Now think about it again. Are you really better off? Does it make sense to spend billions of dollars and kill ourselves and others at the same time? Really?
"You know all that money we spend on the military ever year - trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and clothe the poor of this world, which it would do many times over, then we can explore space, inner and outer, together, as one race." - Bill Hicks
2.22.2006
2.14.2006
last nights report on the cheney accident by the daily show was fucking hilarious
“To not shoot his friend in the face, would send a message to the quails that America is weak” rob corddry
why is so easy to laugh at someones misfortune?
“To not shoot his friend in the face, would send a message to the quails that America is weak” rob corddry
why is so easy to laugh at someones misfortune?
Love
Someone once told me that women were like cats. You might spy them on the couch and try to pet them. However, they will likely squirm away with a wrinkled nose... never comfortable. Never content.
As soon as you pick up the playstation controller - kitty is on your lap delicately balanced with one paw on the friggin D pad. MEOW - "Pet me" - "Pay attention to me NOW" - "You might be having some kind of fun without me in some way, and you need to prove your love by way of sacrifice".
Amen.
... hos and tricks
Someone once told me that women were like cats. You might spy them on the couch and try to pet them. However, they will likely squirm away with a wrinkled nose... never comfortable. Never content.
As soon as you pick up the playstation controller - kitty is on your lap delicately balanced with one paw on the friggin D pad. MEOW - "Pet me" - "Pay attention to me NOW" - "You might be having some kind of fun without me in some way, and you need to prove your love by way of sacrifice".
Amen.
... hos and tricks
2.12.2006
well, i've purchased a bonnaroo ticket, i'll grab a travel package later. i still haven't ruled out coachella
2.10.2006
new additions to bonnaroo
cool
OYSTERHEAD (Trey Anastasio, Les Claypool, Stewart Copeland)
In their first concert appearance since their 2001 tour!
LES CLAYPOOL (performing with his own band)
cool
OYSTERHEAD (Trey Anastasio, Les Claypool, Stewart Copeland)
In their first concert appearance since their 2001 tour!
LES CLAYPOOL (performing with his own band)
2.09.2006
11 Examples of Unusual Mating Habits:
(excerpt).....
If they're not ready, females respond by 1) objecting verbally 2) hitting with front paws like boxers 3) trying to bite 4) shaking off the urine. When ready, they accept the bath. This routine can go on for weeks. Six months after the beginning of courtship, the female will accept any male she has been close to. The spines and quills of both go relaxed and flat, and the male enters from behind. Mating continues until the male is worn out. Every time he tries to stop, the female wants to continue. If he has given up, she chooses another partner, only now she acts out the male role. To `cool off', females engage in the same courtship series, step-by-step, in reverse order.
It is advised never to stand close to a cage that contains courting porcupines.
Oh lordy. The mating habits of animals. Sheesh. The penguin rituals are very warming and pure. Then you find out that the porcupine is the fucking Quagmire of the Animal Kingdom. You've got the whole works from urination to domination.
Wow. I think the lesson we learned today kids, is never stop learning.
(excerpt).....
If they're not ready, females respond by 1) objecting verbally 2) hitting with front paws like boxers 3) trying to bite 4) shaking off the urine. When ready, they accept the bath. This routine can go on for weeks. Six months after the beginning of courtship, the female will accept any male she has been close to. The spines and quills of both go relaxed and flat, and the male enters from behind. Mating continues until the male is worn out. Every time he tries to stop, the female wants to continue. If he has given up, she chooses another partner, only now she acts out the male role. To `cool off', females engage in the same courtship series, step-by-step, in reverse order.
It is advised never to stand close to a cage that contains courting porcupines.
Oh lordy. The mating habits of animals. Sheesh. The penguin rituals are very warming and pure. Then you find out that the porcupine is the fucking Quagmire of the Animal Kingdom. You've got the whole works from urination to domination.
Wow. I think the lesson we learned today kids, is never stop learning.
2.07.2006
Another reason to go to Bonnaroo! (Fucking Amen x2)
The Lyrics:
When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women's rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends
When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God
When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?
I doubt it
I doubt it
The Lyrics:
When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women's rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends
When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God
When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?
I doubt it
I doubt it
2.06.2006
i do need a good vacation this year, but this sounds more appealing to me then coachella, better acts, it'll work better with my work schedual and they appear to have better travel packages.
