2.09.2006

 
< ~ chad >
11 Examples of Unusual Mating Habits:

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If they're not ready, females respond by 1) objecting verbally 2) hitting with front paws like boxers 3) trying to bite 4) shaking off the urine. When ready, they accept the bath. This routine can go on for weeks. Six months after the beginning of courtship, the female will accept any male she has been close to. The spines and quills of both go relaxed and flat, and the male enters from behind. Mating continues until the male is worn out. Every time he tries to stop, the female wants to continue. If he has given up, she chooses another partner, only now she acts out the male role. To `cool off', females engage in the same courtship series, step-by-step, in reverse order.
It is advised never to stand close to a cage that contains courting porcupines.


Oh lordy. The mating habits of animals. Sheesh. The penguin rituals are very warming and pure. Then you find out that the porcupine is the fucking Quagmire of the Animal Kingdom. You've got the whole works from urination to domination.

Wow. I think the lesson we learned today kids, is never stop learning.
< 20:55 >< /~ chad >
Comments:


"Wow. I think the lesson we learned today kids, is never stop learning"

no, see I got something COMPLETELY different from that passage...
 


females are fickle, but who ever said we will stick people with our pines?

cuz we are far more maniacle than that.


In some cases anyway.
 

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