12.23.2005

 
< ~ chad >
You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

hmph
< 21:55 >< /~ chad >
Comments:


"While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead."
 


"While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death."

Laaame!
 


"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."
 

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