3.10.2004
Ugh. Back from lunch. Finished shoveling my face full of overcooked cafeteria slop, and shoveling my mind full of overblown corporate slop. "We just launched a big new product that is going to revolutionize our company (yay) and you should be proud of your contribution, you nameless cog in our large and incessantly turning wheel."
Standard fare for self-congratulatory corporate videos. "Our company has a great future. We are truly benefitting mankind, which is obviously our one and only motivation for such an endeavor. We couldn't have done it without you. Employees 854398 - 854733 have been terminated due to questionable accounting practices. Security will escort you from your cube. Bid farewell to your fellow slaves, and thank you for a job well done."
Standard fare for self-congratulatory corporate videos. "Our company has a great future. We are truly benefitting mankind, which is obviously our one and only motivation for such an endeavor. We couldn't have done it without you. Employees 854398 - 854733 have been terminated due to questionable accounting practices. Security will escort you from your cube. Bid farewell to your fellow slaves, and thank you for a job well done."
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