Rediscover Communication

One night I am alone in my house, compiling lists of friends from the past.
It grows dark, and i begin to wish for company. The list sits before me on
the table, reproaching me with intimations of missed opportunities and
regretful abandonments. There is a scratching at the window, and absently
i open it, assuming that one of my cats is feeling lonely too. To my dismay,
a small devil-creature, salivating with anticipation, leaps squatly into the room.
I recognise it immediately as being of the type to possess the soul without
hesitation. Backing away from it's gleaming eyes, i consider my options. With
a flash of intelligence, i announce to the devil-creature that it is yesterday, and
today i am dead. The creature looks quizzically at me. I insist that it has made
an error - it is yesterday, and later this evening i kill myself with a large, sharp
kitchen knife. I am dead. My soul has gone. The devil-creature is too late.

It looks puzzled, but i explain, with placatory hand movements, that this is really
a simple matter. As i am already dead, there is no point in attempting to take my
soul. Come back in a week, i tell the devil-creature. The landlord will have re-let
the house, and there will be fresh prey. Huffing and puffing, the creature waddles
back to the window, and lurches off into the night.

Congratulating myself on my quick thinking, i close the window, and it is with a heavy
heart that i wander into the kitchen and begin rifling through the knife drawer.

~Stanley Donwood